At the Hawaii White House:
General: "Sir, I'm sorry to report, but all 187 F22 fighters were destroyed on the
ground by terrorist attacks"
President O: "We should be ok, we still have our Joint Strike Fighters"
General: "Sorry sir, none have been delivered due to project delays, all we have
are the two demos, one flies just up and down the other flies forward but doesn't
have any weapons."
President O: "Luckily a far-sighted politician was ready for this day, equipping the
one branch of public service always ready to use the equipment at their disposal.
Get me Nancy Pelosi on the phone"
(cue music: da da da de da da dedede da...highway to the danger zone...)