as obama brings his multiculti background to the usa.
“Do not curse the crow who has stolen you chili; tomorrow his rectum will curse the dawn.”
“The happy man has two chickens; the wise man shares one with the man who has none. The prudent man reports the happy man to the authorities, so they can wise him up.”
“The tawny kitten writhes before the white snake.”
“Do not waste your time talking to the yak. Because yakkity yak don’t talk back.”
“Remember that the egg of power will drop if held too loosely; and an egg cannot break a rock. Okay, maybe if it’s some sort of crazy unbreakable super-duper-power egg. But then you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs, and neither can you make an omelet with broken rocks. It would taste like crap, and be hella hard on your teeth enamel. That is why you should probably just order the waffles.”
“Even the wisest turtle cannot understand the sea. Get real dude, he’s a fucking turtle.”
“Beware the Bwana in khaki who hires you for the crew of his TV wildlife documentary, for he is often a lousy tipper.”
“The camel has journeyed a thousand miles to reach the oasis palm, and yet he cannot get a date. Not smelling like that, anyway.”
“Working together, two men can do the work of three. The trick is convincing those two other suckers to work together.”
Since the Mulleti tribe was dominant when I was in school, those are my favs. lots more at the link.